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Behold America's First Pen*s Transplant Recipient

Thomas Manning, right, with the nurse Anthony DiGiovine, preparing to be discharged from Massachusetts General Hospital on Wednesday.

The man who received the first penis transplant in the United States left a hospital on Wednesday, three and a half weeks after the operation. He is recovering well, with good blood flow to the transplanted organ and no signs of rejection, his doctors said.

“Everything seems to be healing,” said the patient, Thomas Manning, 64, a bank courier from Halifax, Mass. “Everything’s fine. It’s going to get better, too.”

Mr. Manning needed the transplant because his penis was removed in 2012 to treat cancer. 

The replacement organ, from a deceased donor, was attached during a 15-hour operation on May 8 and 9 at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

“He’s doing great,” said Dr. Curtis L. Cetrulo, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon. “So far, so good. We’re very pleased.”

Dr. Cetrulo and Dr. Dicken Ko, the director of the hospital’s regional urology program, said that the operation had accomplished two main objectives: to restore normal-looking genitals and urinary function.

“He’s standing up and he’s aiming, just like the good old days,” Dr. Ko said.

The doctors said that they were hopeful that sensation and sexual function would also return, but that the process involved nerve regeneration and would occur over months.

In hand transplants, Dr. Cetrulo said, sensation “comes back rapidly at a rudimentary level, but we’ve then seen continuing improvement for five years.”

Mr. Manning must take anti-rejection drugs every day for the rest of his life, and he will see doctors twice a week for the next few weeks to check for signs of rejection and adjust medicine doses.

His surgery was experimental, part of a research program with the eventual goal of helping veterans who sustained pelvic injuries in combat, as well as cancer patients and accident victims.

Another patient, burned in a car accident, will receive a transplant as soon as a matching donor becomes available, Dr. Cetrulo said.

Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine are also planning to perform penis transplants and have had a combat veteran, injured in Afghanistan, on a waiting list for several months.

America's First Penis Transplant Goes Home

William's Big Stick .....

Please Read; very funny!

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the Bus Sergeant and the man was promptly arrested for indecent assault.

When the case came up in Court, the Presiding Judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are Coming” and I grinned. 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling” and I had to smile.

The she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. 

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident”, I just lost it.

With tears of laughter streaming down his Cheeks, the trail Judge could not help but declare the man innocent of all charges and subsequently dismissed the case

“Case dismissed!”

Tips On Long Lasting Se*ual Intercourse

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Penile Problems Associated With Age

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1st National Annual Smallest Pen*s Contest

If you complain that you have a small dick, then you need to watch this video

Dead Man's P*N*S - Must Watch

How very hilarious

"You can take the man out of the pen*s but you can't take the pen*s out of the man"

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OMG!!!! You Won't Believe What This Woman Did To Her Husband For Denying Her S$X

They were much in love and that was why they decided to sign the dotted lines and made the promises of I do I do until death does them part

But the things in  between the legs are now causing asunder what God had joined together

Just see what this woman did to her husband because he was denying her the much cherished s$x

Watch it here:

Wife Pours Hot Water Over Husband For Denying Her S$x

Housewife baths husband with hot water over s$x

Awele Nwani a 35-year-old housewife in Ibusa, Oshimili South Local Government Area of Delta State has bathed her husband Frank Nwani with hot water, for allegedly denying her of s$x for three weeks.

The mother of six, now on the run, alleged that her husband was having sexual affairs outside and thus threatened to make life unbearable for him.

But the husband dispelled her allegation as untrue, saying his wife took laws into her hands.

“My wife has been sleeping around, hence I stopped sleeping with her for three weeks, it is a taboo in my tribe and she violates the laws,” the husband said.

He stressed that his attempts to stop her illicit affairs proved abortive when he took the decision

to starve her of s$x.

Trouble started last Thursday when Frank returned home from a friend’s house during the night and jokingly called his wife a lazy woman. 

This left the woman in rage as she fired back, calling the husband a witch. 

The ensuing argument degenerated into a verbal crossfire that further resulted in a shouting match.

Sources said after the quarrel, the woman pretended as if she was no longer angry. However, she dashed to the kitchen where water was already boiled and unknown to the husband who was relaxing in the parlour, bathed him with the water and disappeared.

Police officers at the Ibusa police Division who did not want their names in the print, confirmed that the woman disappeared with the N200,000 daily contributions the husband received and kept in her custody.

The police said they were on the trail of the suspect, while the victim is presently receiving treatment in a private hospital.

Source:     Wife Baths Husband With Hot Water Over Sex

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Fake Punani Is The Latest Fad

Have you experienced it of late?

You wanna meet with your bae and then find out that the labia is thicker than it used to be? then the tendency that your bae has added another fake property is high because right now, most women are not only trending with fake finger nails, fake lips, fake eyelashes, fake boobs and fake butts, but they have added fake punani to it.

It is said that the fake labia, helps to clasp the dick tightly within the punani thus ensuring adequate friction for orgasm on both sides

So the next time you wanna meet up with your bae, don't turn off the lights, take a very good look and you would be shocked

What won't women do to outwit men????

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A Clean Penis Is A Healthy Penis

So many guys do not know how to treat their penises and thus expose them to unhealthy practices which most of the time affects their health and lead to penile-disabilities

In this post, you shall read how to keep the penis clean, healthy and active

By keeping the penis clean and healthy, you prevent any bacteria from being around the penis. 

If this is not done, the penis can carry germs to the vagina if unprotected sex is engaged.


Avoid sexual intercourse if the penis produces an unusual discharge with bad odour or when there are sores on the penis. 

If you go ahead, you will be putting the life of the woman you are having sex with in danger. 

Use a condom to protect yourself and your sexual partner(s).

The penis is one vital organ for men but women are equally interested in its affair just as men are to the vagina.

The penis must be kept healthy at all times to prevent infection or erectile issues or even affect sperm production.

Here are ways to keep the penis clean, active and healthy;

* Free range


Ensure that the pants are made of cotton which will give aeration. 

The penis is usually supported or kept in a ”cell” the whole day so with all due respect, grant it bail in the night when about to sleep for some fresh air. 

In other words wear something loose fitting at night and if possible go naked. 

Wearing tight fitting jeans for long hours can also raise the temperature the testicles require to produce healthy sperms.

* Avoid the forest.


Don’t keep the pubic hair bushy otherwise it becomes difficult to clean the skin. 

When one sweats, it gathers there so if it’s not properly cleaned it can smell and gather germs.

* Cleaning the penis.


When bathing, kindly take your time when you get to the penis. 

Unfortunately, a lot of guys rush or even skip that part and just pour water there. 

Do you know there are a lot of guys who bath once a day and some don't even bath at all? 

You can imagine what happens in their panties and boxers. 

Do not be in a hot or very warm water for a longer period of time as this can temper with sperm production by raising the temperature of the testicles.

* Check for lumps 


Just as women check for lumps by doing self breast examination, men must also do testicular examination. 

This can be done once a month usually after a warm bath as this will make the scrotum more relaxed or you can make it a habit and do it each once a day.

* Shake very well.
After urinating, 

Some people do not shake the penis well or at all. 

This is a bad habit as the urethra may contain some of the urine especially at the meatus or the tip of the penis. 

If it is not well shook and the pant is worn, it will be wiped by the pant and depending on how long you stay in it, can cause a bad odour and germ. 

The pant will sooner or later change colour at where the penis rests in the pant.

Observe these tips and your penis would answer the call whenever the need arises

Source:     How To Keep The Penis Clean, Healthy And Active

Chai!!! These Ladies Sef - They Won't Kill Us o o o o

Just imagine:     

What Do You Think Of These Oranges?

Simply Outrageous

This Ikebe go put me for trouble

Oh Ikebe  o o 

Ikebe  o o o

Oh Ikebe

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Somebody Wants You Tonight

I'm only human

sometimes I've failed to do what I am supposed to do

will you forgive me

and take me back

because I wanna let you know

that somebody needs you

like never before

somebody wants you

like forever

so baby keep your doors open

and don't put off the light

somebody wants you

somebody wants you tonight

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The boobs, the boobs

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15 Things You Are Missing For Not Having Sex Before Marriage

When I was growing up, my Father told me that sex before marriage was morally wrong and urged me to keep away from it.

He advised that I could still do all the "guy" I wanted to do and yet appear holy before God on my wedding night.

He said that sex with a wife is the thirsty invitation to marriage and wedding.

I listened to my Father and tried to be "holy"

However, a number my peers were not so disposed and they kept hammering on the fact that if one does not have sex before marriage, how then would one be able to know whether or not he was capable of doing it at all?

And all other such taunting stories.

Somewhere along the line, a friend who was also practicing abstinence sent me this write up and I am sharing it with you especially young people who cave in to peer pressure to have sex before they are ripe for anything and thus damage their future or plunge themselves into regrettable actions

Here:

"A lot of people might have told you that you are missing a lot for not having sex before marriage, the answer is a capital "YES".

You are really missing a lot

And here's a list of the things you are missing

1. You are missing contracting Sexually Transmitted Diseases like Gonorrhoea, Syphilis, Warts, HIV/AIDS e.t.c.

2. You are missing having unwanted pregnancy which might lead you into either committing abortion or having a baby that is not loved

3. You are missing becoming an unprepared mother or father

4. You are missing becoming a school dropout and thus a liability to yourself and the Society at large

5. You are missing having an unsettled home

6. You are missing becoming barren due to repeated and quack abortions

7. You are missing being "used" and dumped as the guy might deny responsibility for the pregnancy and sometimes may just disappear into the thin air

8. You are missing being psychologically and physically depressed all the time

10. You are missing becoming broken hearted

11. You are missing disobedience to God's law on adultery and fornication

12. You are missing being a source of disappointment to God and your Parents/Guardians

13. You are missing being tagged a "whore" or "prostitute"

14. You are missing losing your dignity and self respect

15. You are missing being called a "murderer' because you killed an unborn child"

Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not having sex before marriage?

The evidence of growth is not in engaging in sexual activity with reckless abandon, rather it is in remembering that there is a future to be lived in and to prepare for that future today.

Do not destroy your future by engaging in a 5 minute activity that would leave you in pains and a shattered dream than heal you

You can have all your swag and yet maintain your dignity and self respect.

Say No to Sex before marriage

If this made some meaning to you, do share it to all your friends and well wishers so that they can read and learn too.

There is real love in sharing

Dr. Jerry - the First: JP

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